Note To Self. . .

-- Don't think you can wipe down one area of a door without subsequently noticing every single dust mote and smudge on EVERY. SINGLE. DOOR in the entire house. It's impossible. If you plan on cleaning one door, plan on cleaning them all and save yourself some trouble.

-- If you name your truck "Humpty Dumpty", it's going to break down. All the time. So if you don't want to keep towing it to the transmission shop, name it something else. Please. For all that's holy.

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-- If your child figures out how to grab the basket full of diapers next to her crib and pull it onto the floor once, she will continue to do so until you A) lose your mind, B) kick her out of the house, or C) move the basket to someplace very high and frighteningly inconvenient when it comes time to change her bum.

-- If you are 98% sure a movie is going to irrevocably damage your brain cells to watch, don't rent it. And whatever you do, don't go off of the reviews and ratings. It will still be dumb even if it managed to get 4 1/2 stars.

-- If you give Hannah a pair of earmuffs, she's going to want to wear them. All the time. Same thing with Papa's hat.

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-- If you buy a bag of Halloween candy a month before Halloween, don't plan on any of it making it to the trick or treaters. It will all end up in your belly and later, on your hips. And trust me, It won't look as good there as it did in the bowl.
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I think this is one of the shortest posts in my history, but that's all I've got. :)